Hamlet Facebook

Facebook Profile for Hamlet Prince of Denmark

Sex: Male

Birthday: May 5th, 1579

Current City: Elsinore, Denmark

Family Members: Father- Hamlet Sr. former King of Denmark (now deceased), Mother- Gertrude Queen of Denmark, Step Father- Claudius Current King of Denmark (jerk)

Relationship Status: Formerly dated Ophelia, daughter of Polonius, but now alone, so alone…

Interested In: Ophelia, avenging my father, pretending to be crazy

Looking For: vile miscreant who murdered my father, love

Work Experience: worked as a prince my entire life, very demanding job, hard to maintain

Political Views: my father was the best king to ever rule Denmark, I find Claudius himself and his political agenda (killing me) to be insufferable

High School: received all formal education at the hands of private tutors

Activities: Every once in a while I will practice at swordplay and try to hone my technique, but lately that hasn’t seemed to be nearly as fulfilling as it used to be. I mostly spend my time nowadays simply taking long rides alone out in the country side of Denmark. Sometimes I will flirt with Ophelia, but I mostly just string her along. Right now I am pretending to be mad in an effort to uncover exactly who killed my father.

Interests: For a while I was interested in Ophelia, but lately she has become so annoying that I try to avoid her at all possible costs. Now my main focus is unraveling the mystery surrounding the death of my father, as he was in perfect health when he supposedly “passed away”. This passion is starting to consume me, yet the more I uncover the stronger my desire is to reveal the truth.

Favorite Music: Normally I would say that I prefer the classical music and jazz that is worthy of being the music of nobility. However, I lately have begun to listen to some heavy metal and grunge music, because for some reason it just seems right at the moment. Two of my favorites are “Monster” by Skillet and “Snuff” by Slipknot.

Favorite Quotes: “O, that this too too solid flesh would melt, / Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew” (Act I.ii.)
“Frailty, thy name is woman!” (Act I.ii.)
“To be, or not to be, — that is the question: / Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer / The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, / Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, / And by opposing end them?” (Act III.i.)

About Me: I believe that I have clued you in on who I am already, and therefore will make this final category one of brevity. As you yourself can clearly see in the information above, I am a prince who feels as though the world has robbed me of my youth and innocence. Even in death my father asks too much of me by instructing that I restore order to the entire kingdom of Denmark. I am so frustrated by the events surrounding my life that at times I just wish it was over. How was that for a happy ending thought? Didn’t like it, guess what, I DON’T CARE!!